Reporter say’s to the old man: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ?
Man: For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
For low blood pressure I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water ?
Man: I don’t know, I’ve never been that sick.
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