Joke Of The Day–May 13, 2019

Reporter say’s to the old man:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ?        
 

Man: For better digestion, I drink beer.

In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.

For low blood pressure I drink red  wine. 

In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.

And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps. 

Reporter:  When do you drink water ?

Man: I don’t know, I’ve never been that sick.

“Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library”

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