Joke Of The Day-April 17, 2019

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp.

She picked it up and rubbed it clean.  Lo and behold a Genie appeared.  The amazed woman asked if he would grant her three wishes.

“Nope.” The Genie replied.  “Due to inflation, constant down-sizing, low wages and fierce global competition, I can grant you only one wish.”

The woman without hesitation asked for peace around the World. “ See this map here, I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Lady, these countries have been at war for hundreds of years. I am good but not THAT good. It cannot be done, make another wish.

The woman hesitate for a minute and said, “Well, I have been unable to find the right man. You know, one that is considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with housecleaning. He is good in bed and gets along with my family.  Doesn’t watch or play sports all the time and is faithful. That is what I wish for.”

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “ Let me see that map again.”

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