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Joke Of The Day–Nov 14, 2019

Insomnia is awful !  But on the plus side — only three more sleeps till Christmas !”

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Joke of the Day–Nov 13, 2019

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. “You say you’re here,” he inquired, “because your family is worried about your taste in socks?” “That’s correct,” muttered the patient. “I like wool socks.” “But that’s perfectly normal,” replied the doctor. “Many

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Joke Of The Day–Nov 11, 2019

If an athlete gets athlete foot what does an astronaut get ….  Answer: missile toe

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Joke Of The Day–Nov 8, 2019

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers. “On a trip to Port Dover which happened to

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Joke Of The Day–Nov 7, 2019

Two guys decide to head to the bar one night and upon arrival the bouncer says sorry fellas I can’t let you because we have a dress code in affect. You both need to be wearing ties. Puzzled they decide

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Joke of the Day–Nov 6, 2019

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations!  You’re the father of twins.  That’s odd, answers the man.  I work for the Minnesota Twins! A

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Joke Of The Day-Oct 31, 2019

My wife asked me why I was speaking so low at home.  I said I’m afraid Mark Zuckerberg is listening.  She laughed, I laughed and then Siri and Alexa laughed! “Photo courtesy of:kissclipart”

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Joke of the Day–Oct 30, 2019

Paddy is busy painting the lounge when his wife walks in. She is impressed at how well he is doing but notices that he is drenched in sweat. She says “Paddy, you’re sweating so much! Why are you wearing a

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Joke Of The Day–Oct 24, 2019

A police officer calls the station to report in from his radio. And says ” I have an interesting case here… An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor which she had just finished mopping.. So the

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Joke Of The Day–Oct 22, 2019

On his first assignment he was sent out to a customer’s home to repair a faulty doorbell. The day passed and the customer called the shop manager to find out the complaints status. When asked, the newly trained electrician responded

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Joke Of The Day–Oct 21, 2019

A man looking at his dog laying silently on vet’s examination table angularly demanded a second opinion. The vet left the room and came back with a Labrador retriever. Standing on his hen legs the lab sniffed the non responsive

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Joke Of The Day–Oct 17, 2019

After finishing our Chinese food my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read “Be quiet for a little while. “ His read “Talk while you have a chance” “Photo courtesy of: Clipartpanda”

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Joke of the Day-Oct 16, 2019

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”

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Joke Of The Day–Oct 10, 2019

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.  I pulled back into the garage, turned on

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Joke of the Day–Oct 9, 2019

I felt uncomfortable driving in the cemetery. As the GPS blurted out “You have reached your final destination “ “Photo Courtesy of iStock”

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