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Joke Of The Day–August 28, 2019

A bear walks into a bar and says “Gimme a Whiskey” and after a few seconds the bear adds, ‘and gimme a Ginger Ale” The bartender asks “Why the big pause?” The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I

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Joke Of The Day–August 27, 2019

Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can’t sleep in my class.’ Craig: ‘I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.’ “Photo courtesy of: Istockphoto”

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Joke Of The Day–August 26, 2019

A man is making his final details for his will adds the following instructions: Halfway through the service, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd  ….. lets see who is next “Photo courtesy of: Istockphoto”

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Joke Of The Day–August 23, 2019

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Bring to me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You

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Joke Of The Day–August 22, 2019

An elderly French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said:

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Joke Of The Day–August 21, 2019

Bob and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they

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Joke Of The Day–August 20, 2019

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. After a long life together, Frank was the first to Pass on.  True to his word, he made

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Joke Of The Day–August 19, 2019

A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the

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Joke Of The Day–August 16, 2019

This old man boarded a bus and realized when entering the bus someone pick pocketed his wallet so on realizing that his wallet was missing he stood up and yelled out … who ever on God’s earth that stole my

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Joke Of The Day–August 15, 2019

A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each

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Joke Of The Day–August 14, 2019

A Woman comes home and sees her husband with another woman, she starts screaming and shouting at him …..you told me I’m your lottery ticket why do you do it? The husband replies….you are my lottery …. she is the bonus

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Joke Of The Day–August 13, 2019

Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.” “Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.” “No, it’s really high time, now get up.” “But I don’t want to. The children annoy me

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Joke Of The Day–August 9, 2019

Three elderly sisters, ages, live in a house together, One night the first draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The second

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Joke Of The Day–August 8, 2019

Grandpa Jones was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after day

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Joke Of The Day–August 7, 2019

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. “Saul, I have some good news, and some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.” The lawyer said,

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